seriously?

I just found this while scanning craigslist.

Soiled Mattress for Sale - $75
Recent death on old mattress. Deeply soiled with various fluids. Must pick up.

I'm surprised that they're asking any money for it. I can't imagine anyone wanting this thing. Even homeless people would probably prefer a park bench. If someone wants an old soiled mattress, all they'd have to do is go trash picking on september first. Blah.